floozys:

this is so specific i love it 
foodchewer:

my ride

Life is like a movie, if you’ve sat through more than half of it and it’s sucked every second so far, it probably isn’t going to get great right at the end and make it all worthwhile. No one should blame you for walking out early.

askinnyblackman:

this gif was serious until I saw the girl in the back with one eye blinking.
nevver:

Let’s be magnificent
aseaofquotes:

Paulo Coelho, By the River Piedra I Sat Down and Wept
tastefullyoffensive:

How to take the last donut. [x]
pasteluh:

which one is real
dennys:

You should probably start serving tiny pancakes for tiny dogs. There is a huge market for that & I’m 90% of it.
nevver:

Nothing left
nevver:

Sext
porkrub:

Hi dear I’m home from work